Humpday Confessions

I have to get this off my chest right now, I have no clue who the guy is in the link up picture. No f-ing clue. Sweet baby jesus I feel so much better having admitted that. 

Am I the only one that doesn't care that Charlie Sheen's crazy ass is HIV Positive? Or that his ex-wives and kids are not? Like, I truly don't care. You are not Magic Johnson and this is not 1991.

I've been watching the Voice this season, which is a new show for me, and I actually find most of the vocalists to be mediocre. The country singers (i.e. Blake's team) are all whiny sounding and don't have good voices at all! I am shocked and now know why I've not watched music based competitions before.  I guess I'll just stick to watching Adele videos on vevo to get music.

I've been trying new recipes and Gabriel hates them. I kinda make him cook once per week just so he knows how it feels. And make sure the dishwasher needs emptied & re-loaded on that day. That way he'll truly appreciate the magic that happens in the kitchen.

Pinterest isn't doing it for me anymore. Is anyone else thinking this too? It seems to be the same shit all the time, which is awesome if I'm looking for how to make my own cream of crud soup. I used to love pinterest. Now, bleh.

What are some of your confessions?

Humpday Confessions is back!

Alright, ya'll now that I'm back into the swing of things it's time to catch up confessions style. Which basically means a rando life dump.

I supposedly mentoring a girl who is a college senior at my alma mater and she doesn't ever reach out. I gave it a go for a few weeks and tried setting stuff up a few times... to which she replied she was very busy & would get back to me. Girl, you think you're super busy? Try my schedule of working a full time job, then going home and taking off my bra & pants to watch DVR. My schedule is full too. Also, I will not be writing you a letter of reference where I lie and say you are a good multi-tasked and time manage well.

On a totally unrelated note, I truly have to confess that I have been wearing legging as pants. Granted, they are with tunics, but I still feel like a true hypocrite as I am a firm believer that leggings are NOT pants. 

I frequently don't answer the phone just because I don't want to. At both home and work. I usually just let it go to voicemail and call back when I feel like I can actually be a civil human being to others.

People at work (almost every person I work with is a woman) have noticed my lush lashes... so I had to give up the jig that they're mine. I wear fake lashes. There I said it, I have fake lashes and go once a month for a fill. Judge me all you want, but I look good as fuck in my fake lashes #ByeFelicia

There's this one girl at work who always calls in sick and/or leaves early... she's my work friend, but I don't want to be associated with that, so when people talk shit on her doing that I don't say a word. I just sit there feeling like an asshole.

Linking up with Kathy and Nadine! 

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This week has been a long, but good one. There is a lot of stuff going on at work between state testing, the end of the year, field trips and my normal every day stuff.  As a social worker, I get the same contract as teachers, so Friday, May 22nd is my last day with students and my official day before summer! Woot! That just means I have a lot of stuff to sort through, tons of groups/kids to close down, AND lots of kids all over the place emotionally.

Either way, it's time for my Humpday Confessions. If you've never done these, you totally should. It's the best way to let all your guilty little secrets out... or just verbal vomit all over the place. Your choice.

I fucked up my budget this month big time. I went through paying bills like I usually do and life went on... only I forgot to pay a bill, spent that money... and had to pay the bill from my savings account. Big time fail. Epic fail.  

I've never seen a meme so true.

I took a sick day last week because I thought I was a 12 year old who jet got her period for the first time mine was so bad. I literally thought about writing shark week as the reason for using a leave day.  All I needed was an extra large maxi pad, braces, and my glasses and I would have had flashbacks to 6th grade.

   

                         

I truly have no idea why, but yesterday I ate 2 bags of chips. Granted, they were the small bags... but, I just sat and ate them while working. Like a little piglet. Funyuns at work? Who does that?! This little piggie, that's who. 

If you make your blog too hard for me to read, I just skip it... then I just unfollow it if it happens a lot. And by too hard for me to read, I mean if I have to click a picture to get to the post or click a read more button. Too much work. If I have to do more than click your post from my bloglovin, you better be the most awesome post ever. EVER! 

That Likeittoknowit shit is pissing me off. Again, I am lazy. I really don't want to like your picture (which, BTW I don't really like) to have to go to my email to find out where your shoes are from. And on that note, as for all the suggested items make them items that any basic b----- can afford. Just sayin. 

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This is one of those weeks were I look around and say hmmm... I seem to have missed that boat. But that's ok. It just means I'm doing me and keeping busy.

Everybody is showing off their Lilly for Target... and I'm over here like...

The struggle was so real this morning! The first Target collab that I left empty handedeverything wiped out by 8:03! #lillypulitzerfortarget#target#crazybitches#fashionistasgonecrazy#soldout#gone
Posted by YourStyleJourney.com on Sunday, April 19, 2015

Also, everybody is showing off their new Wordpress blog... and I'm over here like...

People on Facebook getting all NPR and using it as a "platform for advocacy"... and I'm over here like... 

People getting deep about Scandal... and I'm over here like... 

Everyone in yoga or pilates class is being all bendy and deep breathing... and I'm over here like...

What are your confessions this week?! Dish below. 

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This is a pretty rando Humpday Confessions post. It really is just me spilling out the thoughts in my head- which I guess does make it a true confession. 

• My online shopping addiction is back in full force. I am obsessing about these shirts from Fitness Tee Co on etsy. I want the sore as hell back for more, do more suck less, squats before beer, I don't sweat I sparkle, Classy/Sassy, and LOVE tanks. The fact that the tanks are 2 for $25.98 is an added bonus, cheap ass over here! 

• I sometimes wish Gabriel would read the blog more, so that I could get surprise, just because gifts. Is that so wrong? hint those tanks would look so good on me during my workout classes and be an awesome surprise. Go for the large to fit the girls.  
• I was mad as F that my elliptical was moved from our workout room into our house... but now I actually use it, so I can't be mad anymore. But, I still want to be mad just on the principal of the matter. We have a workout room. We BUILT a workout room. The elliptical goes in the workout room. Hashtag yes I know I'm cray cray.
• I saw our no soliciting sign in action and laughed my ass off. For some reason it gave me a sense of personal accomplishment. The boxers were going ape shit, so I looked out the window and saw an AT&T UVerse person standing at the street staring at our house. She just kept it moving. Bye, Felicia. 
• With the ice cream recall, I have been craving ice cream. How sick and twisted is that? I find out ice cream is tainted and I want it... So, I did buy a small pint. Not of the tainted kind, of course. 
• I have a countdown going that tells me how many days until I don't have to interact with a human unless I want to. Some people call this a countdown to summer, but mine is more truthful. I like to sit in my home and read library books and watch DVR, not interacting with anyone. 

What are some of your confessions?

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I have missed spilling my guts out on Wednesdays, so I thought I would get back to humping on the regular. Also, Lauren has started #HashtagHumpday, which I've loved reading on her blog, so I thought I'd join in that humping too! Let me know your confessions or add your own hashtags below!

G hasn't shaved his beard in a hot second. Legit, it looks like vag hair on his neck. Like an unkempt, 70's porn star. If the porn star had ginger hair going grey. #verginaface

I get unreasonable rage when people ring the door bell. We have a no soliciting sign and they still ring the door bell. Knocking doesn't give me unreasonable rage, just a mild angry feeling. It is just sooo annoying to have 100+lbs of boxer freaking out and barking because you can't read. #OneDayIWontHoldThemBack

My addiction to reality tv is getting to be too much. I am excited to watch Teen Mom OG. Like for real excited. I didn't watch any other Teen Moms, except that season and I feel like I know them. #andbythatImeanIwatchedFarrahsporn #EEEWWWW

One of my friends had a "sprinkle" for her second baby and on LHHNY Yandy is having a shower for her second baby... I gotta know when did showers for more than the first baby become a thing? If it's about free stuff, just let me know. I mean I'm down with getting free shit. #confused #feelingslightlysalty

I haven't gotten my haircut since August. I need to get it done really badly, but I am too cheap right now. Instead, I keep deep conditioning it to make sure the split ends aren't too noticeable. #basicbitchproblems

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I haven't done a Humpday Confession in a long time, so I thought I'd get back in the groove so to speak. Without further ado, let's get humping. 

-I haven't worked out like a boss in about 2 months. I haven't felt like it and just don't give a f***. I do pansy ass mini workouts and wimpy stuff, just to keep the food baby at bay. 

-The protein powder in the picture above is what we keep in our house. Fact. 

-During my humpday hiatus, I had to buy Gas X. Welcome to adult life. I have never had to buy that shit before, turns out true gas is no joke. 

-I meal plan like a boss... then we still eat out one day a week and Friday. Don't judge me. Some days I just have no motivation and Friday is our cheap date night. Other than that, the crock pot pretty much runs our house. 

-The crock pot runs our house and I meal plan, but I don't do those day long, throw and go, meal prep days... I think because my mind thinks of that as a left over and left overs are gross. 

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It's Wednesday, so I'm humping along. Come join the Humpday Confessions at Vodka and Soda. 

This is all I am doing with my life right now. I'm not even trying to hide it. Although I do love all the rants I see people tweeting, facebooking (who even does that anymore?), Instagraming, etc. about fair weather fans. It makes me laugh, because nobody is being fair weather, KC just hasn't had anything to be excited about.

I really like to cook, but I hate to clean up... so, I haven't been cooking lately. I'm just not feeling it. On the plus side, that means less trash to take out, right? 

I have been missing calls, texts, etc from people who don't have an iPhone. Turns out I have to update  to iOS8.2 or I don't have the full use of my phone. Well played Apple. Well played. The best part of all this? I had no idea I was missing calls/texts and just enjoyed the peace and quiet. 

I get paid monthly. On the 20th of each month. FML. Well, I looked at my paycheck and it was like the heavens opened up and angels were singing. I finally got paid for the night classes I taught in August and September. So, it's like what a paycheck should look like in my head. You know, the ones were you do the math on your salary and forget about taxes, thinking I'm rich bitch! 

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There are no rhyme or reason to this weeks confessions, they just are what they are. That being said, here we go. 

- It is crazy clothes day at school and I didn't even realize, because all the kids look exactly the same as normal. I even complimented one girl on her purple cheetah leggings and she told me it was her "crazy costume". I have no style apparently. Also, this is what the majority of the boys look like: 

- All I want in my life right now is to watch the Royals play. The Royals have not made the Post Season since 1985... and I wasn't even born yet. So this is a life changing moment for me. Legit. And I love that Gabriel is super into it too. Now, all we need is tickets to the game in KC. 

- I have been canceling on things just to stay home. It's not that I don't want to go to events, but when I think about the money or time, I just think, "nope. Not doing it." and I don't move from my house. I feel bad, then I don't. It's a double edged sword. 

- I had to go tell the principal that if a kid came to her saying there was some woman in the boys bathroom telling a little boy to put on his pants... it was me. There was a kindergartner in there saying he was "gettin nakey" so a teacher came and got me. My response? I walk in see him sitting on the stall floor with his pants around his ankles and no shoes, so I take the shoes and say, "when you're ready you can have your shoes back." His response? "But I'm NOT nakey." my mature adult response, "put on your pants and let's go." Just as some other kid walks in. #FML But, he did put on his pants, wash his hands then come in the hallway and put on his shoes. #win 

me too,  little guy. Me too. 

What's up with you?

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It's time for another cofess sesh. I confess, I have no idea how to spell that, but it sounds so cool when I say it in my head. Either way, here you go with my confessions. If you want more, head over to Kathy.

I confess... that I stopped caring about our house updates a LONG time ago. I mean I can only sustain excitement for so long. But, we did get all new windows on Monday, so that is nice. 

I confess... that I admitted to a male teacher I wash my hair once, maybe twice a week, and he was super grossed out. In my defense, I was actually talking to a 2nd grade boy who had sniffed my hair and told me it smelled nice & in response I said "probably not, we're on day 4." That made no sense to the 2nd grader, but the teacher totally understand and called me out on it. Now, I'm probably known as that dirty lady. 

I confess... that I got my raise at work and was slightly pissed because it is barely keeping me at the same amount I was getting before due to the increase in our insurance premiums. WTF?! I have to get  a raise to make the same amount?!

I confess... that the Biggest Loser is usually my guilty pleasure, but with barely any Bob and no Jillian it sucks. Yes, Dolvett is still on there, but his beautiful smile can only go so far. 

I confess... I have already started my countdown to summer. I know, first world problems. Ya'll are sitting there thinking, "bitch you just got off summer break."  I just feel burnt out, partly due to all the extra duties and responsibilities I have at work so I have been in overdrive.

Dish your confessions! 

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It's time to hump along with Kathy! If you don't know what I'm talking about, go check it out!

Has anyone else just had that one person who irks you? The one you just want to punch in the face? Yup, that person is a whole building for me. So much so, that I just hide away when I am in this building. Whatever, I don't even care.

When in meetings, I just want to yell "shut the f up!" to the people who ask questions that are specific to them and the others who yell out, "I figured it out" 5 minutes later. I'm sorry, but there is a group of 40 other people who do not care. At all. DO NOT CARE. I don't care that your outlook reminders pop up after you're meeting has started. I do not care that you can't figure out how to pin chrome to your dashboard. I do not care, Sam I am. 

We got our Thank You cards in on Friday! Did I start writing them? Nope, I admired them and put them back in the box. They are so pretty though, thank you Shutterfly. But do you know when I did start writing them? In a training yesterday. While writing this post. I can multi-task like you wouldn't believe. 

I have thought about taking pictures of my super awesome outfits to post on here... but then I realized, I don't really have a clean full length mirror, and I don't want to clean it just for that. Or take one in the bathroom at work. Yuk. I'll stick with my headshot selfies. You're welcome.

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I'm easing back into blogging with my Humpday Confessions with Kathy. Hope you enjoy!

I haven't been around lately... and I am sorta ok with it. I love going and reading everyone else's blogs, but I also just want to sit and do nothing. So, I hope you enjoyed the barren wasteland that was my blog the last few weeks.

I got nominated for some Liebster Awards. Which is all well and good, thanks peeps! But, sorry I ain't doing them. I've done it already and just don't feel like doing it again. I know, bitch move. If you want to read my original response, feel free {{Liebster Award}} to go check it out. 

There is a teacher in one of my buildings that accosted me my very first time stepping foot in the building. My response? I'm sorry I have things to do.... and I legit walked off. Later that day, I found out that she works in the building. I don't even care. Today? She started talking at me as I was walking down the hall and I pretended like I had no idea she was talking AT me. I mean, it's a month in and bitch still hasn't asked or learned my name. Do like everyone else, introduce yourself. That's a good starting point. 

I sit in teacher training meetings and have no idea what is going on sometimes. I never ask, instead I sit and read blogs or look for funny gifs. I like to think of this as being paid to do me. #winning

What are your juicy confessions?