Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Humpday Confessions {{1.13.16}}

I've got some confessions to share, so here we go! If you want some more juicy stuff, go check out Nadine and Kathy!

As much as I made fun of Katy Perry's Bump It at the Golden Globes, I totally owned one at some point in my adult life. #AsSeenOnTV

I also never wore my Bump It out of the house, because I could never figure out how to get it covered with my hair. #Failure #IfKatyPerryCanDoItICanDoIt

At work there is a big social media kick, so I started a professional Twitter account... and tweeted the following picture and referenced our trainings... #awesomeemployee

I'm horrible at making with hashtags, so this is my first time I've tried this link up #ButImVeryPunny #GetIt? #Punny?

I've been watching Biggest Loser and it still doesn't fat shame my junk food eating ass #FatKidProbs 

We booked a sexy vacation for next year, just the two of us. I went to price check it against Costco and realized I spent about $300 more than the Costco price! WTF?! Why did I not think to price check BEFORE we paid the other company?! #ImTooCheapForThisShit #CostcoAlwaysWins #ThePictureIsTheTruth

What are your confessions this week?

Monday, January 11, 2016

Golden Globe Shenanigans 2016

The past few weeks have been sorta blah. I'll give you all a rando life update soon, but until then here are some Golden Globe funnies from around the interwebz. Essentially, it was cold as balls this weekend in KC, so I was a couch potato that didn't really leave the house. Hence, the Golden Globe funnies.


Ya'll know Bump-It sales are going to increase 100% after that endorsement.




Did you watch the Golden Globes? What was your fave moment?