Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention.
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention.
Actually, I am not back with a brand new invention, as I do this every Wednesday with Kathy. But, that song seemed appropro, as the ASL ice bucket challenge is going around and one of the schools I work in got challenged by a local hospital... and I am pretending like I am not a part of that building. Mostly, because I don't want to donate money to 2 buildings (the buildings are trying to raise $500). Judge me all you want, but working in schools eats your money.
I am deliberately wearing all of my cutest clothes because I am in 2 new schools this year and I gotta look fly. That, and I want people to know I am still young and hip. But, as my boo thang likes to say, my new car smell has faded. I work with all women and I know we all secretly judge each other. I gotta make a good first impression. Either way, I know I have resting bitch face and somehow have to give people a reason to approach me.
Yesterday, one of the dogs had explosive poo all over the kitchen floor... and apparently ate it then vomited it up. WTF?! So, me being the mature adult that I am, I clean up as much as possible then text G that he has to shampoo the carpet where the vom was. Then I proceeded to hide in the bedroom to avoid the fucking disgusting smell of poo vom until he got home. I hate having dogs.
Now, all I want is for the weekend to get here, so I can truly do nothing. And by do nothing, I mean wear no pants all day.
What do you got going for you this week?