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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Humpday Confessions

Vodka and Soda
 
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention.
 
Actually, I am not back with a brand new invention, as I do this every Wednesday with Kathy. But, that song seemed appropro, as the ASL ice bucket challenge is going around and one of the schools I work in got challenged by a local hospital... and I am pretending like I am not a part of that building. Mostly, because I don't want to donate money to 2 buildings (the buildings are trying to raise $500). Judge me all you want, but working in schools eats your money.
 
I am deliberately wearing all of my cutest clothes because I am in 2 new schools this year and I gotta look fly. That, and I want people to know I am still young and hip. But, as my boo thang likes to say, my new car smell has faded. I work with all women and I know we all secretly judge each other. I gotta make a good first impression. Either way, I know I have resting bitch face and somehow have to give people a reason to approach me.
 
 

 
 
Yesterday, one of the dogs had explosive poo all over the kitchen floor... and apparently ate it then vomited it up. WTF?! So, me being the mature adult that I am, I clean up as much as possible then text G that he has to shampoo the carpet where the vom was. Then I proceeded to hide in the bedroom to avoid the fucking disgusting smell of poo vom until he got home. I hate having dogs.
 



 
 
Now, all I want is for the weekend to get here, so I can truly do nothing. And by do nothing, I mean wear no pants all day.
 
What do you got going for you this week?
 
 
 

12 comments:

  1. I'm also looking forward to a no pants weekend, it's not coming soon enough! BTW, I nominated you for the Liebster Award http://coraltintedperceptions.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-liebster-award-aka-confessions.html

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  2. Oh man, poo vom is the worst!!!! One of my dogs does that.

    That resting bitch face ecard is so true!!!!

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  3. Hope you have some better days ahead of you girl.

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  4. And I just started singing along to the lyrics..

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  5. My dog did a similar thing last weekend - explosive pooed in 3 spots but ate it all so there was just hints of it. Thank God I have hard wood/tile floors. If that stuff got into my carpet I would freak the F out.

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  6. You hid in the bathroom? That's hilarious!

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  7. i have RBF all the live long day. once you make that impression and they know how awesome you are, you no longer have to dress to impress. i look like i rolled out of bed half the time and IDGAF!

    thanks for linking up!
    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  8. I always make more of an effort with my clothes when I am starting something new or have a big meeting. Totally get your intentions!

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  9. Oh gross with the dog :( Our dog got sick once like that (not the vomit part though) but it was bad...I cleaned it the first day and thought I would die. The second day P had to come home from work and deal with it...I'm a huge baby.

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  10. Ohhh poor puppy! Gross, but definitely a true sign of dog ownership. I kind of laughed through it, it reminded me of the time Hawkeye pooped by the door and then ran in it and tracked little poop paw prints all over the carpet. I made my boyfriend shampoo the carpet, I just couldn't deal.

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  11. Sometimes I love having dogs, other times I dread it. The times I dread it is when they poop or throw up in the house which just happens to be often. Our lab has a bad habit of eating plastic things and doing so causes him to vomit, a lot. The joys of dog ownership!

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  12. Geez! Poo vom sounds terrible!

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