Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Humpday Confessions

More Coffee Less Talky

I have to get this off my chest right now, I have no clue who the guy is in the link up picture. No f-ing clue. Sweet baby jesus I feel so much better having admitted that. 

Am I the only one that doesn't care that Charlie Sheen's crazy ass is HIV Positive? Or that his ex-wives and kids are not? Like, I truly don't care. You are not Magic Johnson and this is not 1991.

I've been watching the Voice this season, which is a new show for me, and I actually find most of the vocalists to be mediocre. The country singers (i.e. Blake's team) are all whiny sounding and don't have good voices at all! I am shocked and now know why I've not watched music based competitions before.  I guess I'll just stick to watching Adele videos on vevo to get music.

I've been trying new recipes and Gabriel hates them. I kinda make him cook once per week just so he knows how it feels. And make sure the dishwasher needs emptied & re-loaded on that day. That way he'll truly appreciate the magic that happens in the kitchen.

Pinterest isn't doing it for me anymore. Is anyone else thinking this too? It seems to be the same shit all the time, which is awesome if I'm looking for how to make my own cream of crud soup. I used to love pinterest. Now, bleh.


What are some of your confessions?



Thursday, September 3, 2015

Late to the Show

So, I know I am late to the show, but I gotta ask did anyone even watch the VMAs? I'm seeing all this bull about Miley and Nicki Minaj, Miley and her trying to be black (like that's new news), and Miley's stank ass outfits...

The entire world is thinking the same thing, Billy. 





Miley, we all want to bitch slap you. Just sayin'. 


Don't worry Tay, I'm real bad at math too. 


I would like to know why the Biebs has the Kate Gosselin? And why did his bitch ass cry when performing? 


If you want to see the funniest article, here where et online has summarized all the burning questions and paired them with the best gifs on the interwebz.  



My real question is, why do the Video Music Awards even happen on MTV?
 MTV doesn't even show videos! 

Did you watch? What was your fave part? 


Friday, December 5, 2014

Friday Favorites {{12.5.14}}

Favorite Read 
Self Magazine
I still read paper magazines. I love them. This is one of my favorites, December's is really good. Go check it out.



Favorite Song 
Juicy J and 2 Chainz "Burnin' Up"


 

Favorite Recipe 
Ranch Roasted Red Potatoes from Laaloosh. Even the Mister said, "mmm. These are good."


Favorite Funnies 
Funnies all found on Pinterest. 









Linking Up with Amanda  for Friday Favorites. Go check out some other ladies! 






Friday, November 21, 2014

Friday is Here!

IT'S FRIDAY! YAY! 

So, in other news- yesterday was my main squeezes birthday. What did we do you ask? We had Chipotle and both got off work late. BAM. This weekend we are going to a fancy dinner with his parents, which is always a good time. I still can't decide what to wear, so I am going to be doing one of two things-- 1) shopping for a new outfit. 2) doing ALL THE LAUNDRY. I have a feeling you can all guess what I am leaning towards. If you've got any good outfits pinned on Pinterest LET ME KNOW! SHARE THEM!  I'll try and remember to take photos.

Here's what my boo thang got for his birthday from me:

*side note: used my Swagbucks to buy the gloves on Amazon and got them on the super cheap! 


I have a feeling this is what our weekend is going to look like besides going out on Saturday. It's what most of our weekends look like, actually.



What are your super fun plans for this weekend? Share!