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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Humpday Confessions is back!

Alright, ya'll now that I'm back into the swing of things it's time to catch up confessions style. Which basically means a rando life dump.

I supposedly mentoring a girl who is a college senior at my alma mater and she doesn't ever reach out. I gave it a go for a few weeks and tried setting stuff up a few times... to which she replied she was very busy & would get back to me. Girl, you think you're super busy? Try my schedule of working a full time job, then going home and taking off my bra & pants to watch DVR. My schedule is full too. Also, I will not be writing you a letter of reference where I lie and say you are a good multi-tasked and time manage well.

On a totally unrelated note, I truly have to confess that I have been wearing legging as pants. Granted, they are with tunics, but I still feel like a true hypocrite as I am a firm believer that leggings are NOT pants. 

I frequently don't answer the phone just because I don't want to. At both home and work. I usually just let it go to voicemail and call back when I feel like I can actually be a civil human being to others.

People at work (almost every person I work with is a woman) have noticed my lush lashes... so I had to give up the jig that they're mine. I wear fake lashes. There I said it, I have fake lashes and go once a month for a fill. Judge me all you want, but I look good as fuck in my fake lashes #ByeFelicia

There's this one girl at work who always calls in sick and/or leaves early... she's my work friend, but I don't want to be associated with that, so when people talk shit on her doing that I don't say a word. I just sit there feeling like an asshole.

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Linking up with Kathy and Nadine! 


  1. Hahahahahahahaha that gif with the coworker leaving. YES!!!!!!!! And I wish I could wear fake lashes. I am terrified of them...but I have like zero lashes naturally so they would probably do me a world of good. Aint nothing wrong is your sexy lash game!

  2. I am so with you on not answering the work phone!! Most days,I just can't deal with clients I work with. Which makes me soooo glad my boss doesn't sit anywhere near me! I have never wore fake lashes before because I think I'd screw them up. But, I love how they look!

  3. I take no side in the leggings-aren't-pants debate...but if they're comfy and they cover your butt, they're pants!

  4. hahahahahaha! fronting on the lashes; i love it...just like how i front with my "vacation" tan. also, i leave early as well; like 3pm early and i give no fucks. then again, i get in super early (630am) so people can't say shit to me!

    thanks for linking up!

  5. Haha about 75% of the time I don't answer the phone. People will be like "what were you dong?" and I'm just like "I was watching tv and didnt feel like answering" I feel conflicted when I wear leggings as pants but its so comfy and some longer shirts don't look good with jeans.

  6. I wouldn't giver her a reference either. I always feel guilty not answering the phone but I need to stop, like today someone called during my lunch hour. Rage!


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