Back to Reality

 

 

 

This is how I feel about going to work right now.

Since I can't be like my idol Betty, I just made a deliberate choose not to shower the past two days so that I could sleep in an extra forty minutes. I just did a whore bath and dry shampooed my hair. Judge me all you want, I still smelled passably presentable. And by presentable, I mean thank god it was an office day with no kids so I had limited interaction with people who actually washed their hair.

And for those of you haters who say it's only day three suck it up asshole, you had the summer off. I say being this awesome is hard. Prolly not as hard as being a Realhouswife, but still hard. I mean I worked three days this week! I am so glad it's Friday! #firstworldproblems #idontcare

 

I got my eye on the prize though. Soon it will be payday and I will be rolling in boxed wine, Miller Light, and buying all the junk food I want. Oh, that's just me being all PMSy, I won't really do that. I'll just go to a strip club and make it rain on a hoe.

First World Problems

Soooo after a week of the Mister not having to work I am extremely excited he went back to work today! Too much time together. All he likes to do is tease me about my #firstworldproblems #FML

In honor of the Mister going back to work, I put together a list of my #firstworldproblems

#FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS

1. When the Picture in Picture shows up during my DVR marathon of 90210 (the original #thankyouverymuch).

2. When the Mister wants to cuddle and all I want to do is watch tv and eat chips (b/c we all know what cuddling leads to).

3. When I need a new piece of kitchen equipment (a griddle) because I have to use too many pots and pans to cook the overabundance of food we are going to eat. True #firstworldproblems

4. When I am watching my trashy reality tv and the Mister constantly mocks and makes fun of it. 

What is there to make fun of?!?!

This shit is legit educational tv as evidence by the above child climbing on a pole. I mean, she already has a career picked out and she's how old? Success. 

I know you've got some #firstworldproblems too. What are yours?