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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Humpday Confessions- Bachelorette Party Edition

This past weekend was my bachelorette party.  My bestie, Jen, planned it all out and it was the most amazing, thoughtful party ever! I threw in a bunch of pictures, just so you know I have friends in real life. 

Confessions time:
  • We had a hotel room, very smart choice. Between the Jen and I, it looked as if we were staying for the week. I totally gave the bell hop the stank eye when he asked in disbelief, "you're only here one night?" 
  • We had the bag of doritos that is big enough to feed a starving family of four. And I had eye sex with it the entire time we were bringing it up stairs. Then, I slept with it in bed with me. #zerofucksgiven

  • We went to a pole dancing class. Since we were being super safe, we made someone besides Jen and I drive, as we had each drank a bottle of champagne. We didn't follow any other safe driving rules, as evidence by the picture below. Oh, and the doritos came with us. 

Reagan our pole dance instructor 

  • My biggest confession, from this night is the fact there is a video... So I thought I'd share :) Enjoy. 

  • There was a couch at the pole dancing class.... That I was convinced had an STD. Below, you can see a pic of Jen and Kala sitting on it :) I don't know, it just looked like a B list porn couch. 

  • Next, we started getting ready to go to dinner. I had a total bridezilla moment as we were leaving the hotel room. I was feeling rushed and hadn't had a chance to make myself look as drag queen as I would have liked, so I told everyone to just get on the elevator and start going to the restaurant and I would meet them in a few minutes. Like good friends they were all, no we'll wait. Me? Bridezilla. 

  • One of my girlfriends wanted to take a picture at 3am as we were leaving da club. You notice I am in the back? Yeah, I wanted to be all bitch please, nobody got time for sweaty ass nasty 3am pictures. So instead of having another bridezilla moment, I hid my stank ass in the back of the picture. 

  • After we got back at 3am... well 3ish.... I face timed my boo thang to let him know all his beavers were still alive. Yup 3am.  #truelove 
  • The next morning, I felt glorious and by glorious I mean stupidly tired and I tried to convince my friends a little hair of the dog would be worth it. Them bitches weren't having it. 

Vodka and Soda


  1. Looks like you had so much fun!

  2. It is about lunch time and those Doritos are sounding amazing right now. Also, my sister wants to do a pole dancing class for her bachelorette and I think it sounds like so much fun! Glad you had a good time.

  3. haha looks like a fun time! we got a hotel for my bachelorette party too, they are a must!

  4. Looks like you had a great time!!! And now I really want Doritos hahaha.

  5. LOL eye sex. love it. sounds like a great time!!

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  6. I’m planning to have the best bachelorette party nyc for my friend and we’ll be going to her favorite restaurant with our closest friends. The highlight is that I’ll book the whole restaurant just for us.


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