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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Humpday Confessions

Confession truly is good for the soul. I think that I have become addicted to this weekly link up. I feel so much better after letting out all my inner secrets. You should totally go check out Humpday Confessions with Kathy at Vodka and Soda.

I totally took a picture of this rape mobile. And I have no shame in calling this a rape mobile. Look at this! I mean, for real?! Would you drive this around? You can't really tell, but there are balloons and smiley faces all over.... Creepy.


I get called out for my eye rolls at work. Like, I was in a meeting and it became story time rather than problem solving... and apparently my eyes rolled so hard into the back of my head that I thought that  they would get stuck. #sorrynotsorry

I've been trying to wean myself of of my crack addiction aka my addiction to diet soda. I stopped buying cases of soda and have instead gone to the cash and carry method. If I have enough cash in my wallet I can go in the teachers lounge and buy myself a nice, delightful can of diet soda. If not, I just continue hating myself and wishing that I had my lunch bag filled with soda like I used to. 

I am in a wedding this weekend (Friday) and I still haven't bought the proper undergarments to hold my lady bits up yet. I have known that I was wearing a strapless dress for months. I am also feeling some type of way that I have to take a half day of work (PTO is my precious) and am not getting my hair/makeup professionally done. I have to do it MYSELF AND TAKE OFF WORK?! WTF?! 

What are your deep, dark secrets?


  1. rape mobile I DIE!! hahahahaha!!

    i can't stand it when people just drone on about shit that doesn't matter during meetings so i just cut them off and don't GAF. we are not here to talk about your weekend, we are here to talk about other stupid shit that no one cares about!

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  2. LMAO I love that beetlejuice one!

  3. just found your blog through amanda (meet at the barre) -- awesome! that van is way creepy but i wouldn't mind driving it around. just kidding. you just reminded me that there is diet coke in my aunt's fridge and i kiiiiiinda want some. my boss totally called me out on "looking bored" at a meeting once. i was like I"M HERE I"M LISTENING! damn it.

  4. I'm the move it along bitch at meetings; if things start to veer too far off track, I step in and say oh you know we x other items on the agenda. The only problem with this is that if you do it too often people expect you to run the meeting all the time. I was gone from work for 2 weeks and had a meeting I didn't know about as soon as I got back, and they are in the meeting looking at me saying, so what do we need to discuss. I'm like I just got back, and didn't call this meeting...I have no clue!

  5. Hey Tracie!! HAHA the rape mobile!! Omg, too funny.. but seriously.. that is way And somehow I always end up doing my own makeup for weddings. About 10 minutes into everything. my shadow creases and I look like an oily mess haha.. ;)


  6. Ahhhh that does look like a rape mobile!

    I feel your pain with trying to lay off the crack. I was clean for awhile...and then one day I found myself bottle deep in a diet dr pepper. I cant quit you diet soda!

  7. Bahaha! That rape mobile rivals the one in my neighborhood! It's just a creeper van that sells ice cream out of it and plays music.

  8. I've been trying to quit the liquid crack forever. But then the cases will be on sale or work will have them at lunch and i can't resist!


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