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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Hump Day Confessions

You know something is up when I am posting this much shit in one week! I don't know why, but I am feeling really blog frisky. So, I thought since I am feeling frisky I would link up with one of my abso-fucking-lutely favorite bloggers, Kat over at Vodka and Soda. If you haven't creeped on her take a moment and go do it now, then come back and thank me. You're welcome.

So, on to my first ever humpday confession.

  • I'm sorta over planning the wedding. I kow I sound like a major ass-hat saying this, but every time I read a blog about how happy and excited someone is planning their wedding I say to myself, "WTF? All I want to is to be officially married, planning this party sorta blows." So, I have no shame in that I have pretty much turned everything over to my mom.

  • I am so uncoordinated physical therpay has pretty much turned into a joke. I'm using therabands to do different versions of bridges and I just sit and laugh. You know what is no joke? The fucking bill I just got for all the physical therapy, MRIs, and X-Rays. Jokes on me.
  • My dogs smell like shit and piss and I am too lazy to do anything about it. Essentially, I hate bathing them in my meant for humans bathtub (they get hosed off in the backyard), so I make the mister do it. If he don't do it, it don't happen. So, I refuse to do it and am therefore punishing myself and torturing anyone who comes into my home with their smell. I mean, they're just going to roll around in the backyard and come back smelling the minute I defile my tub. #sorryimnotsorry

What are your Humpday Confessions?!



  1. I don't blame you for handing over wedding planning to your mom. I bet she is having a blast!

  2. wedding planning was fun for me because i love bossing people around. it's what i do best. my husband was all: why don't you hire a wedding planner and i went all monica gellar on him and felt super insulted.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

  3. Hey Tracy!! Omg, If I had a dog it would be the same way. Tubs are for humans.. No can do lol! ;) xoxo


  4. I am also an ass-hat who is sick of planning my wedding! 2 and 1/2 months until I don't have to talk garters, seating carts and centrepieces!!!!

  5. Awwww I loved wedding planning! But I do remember the wishing it was here already feeling so I don't blame you for putting it in cruise control with your mom!

  6. Hi from another Tracy! :) I don't blame you one bit for being over wedding planning. It can be fun but it's so stressful, I don't think you could pay me to do it again.

  7. personally i think you should blog about this darn wedding planning bc i for one love weddings!!! also, dont feel bad i only wash fred like three times a year, no joke


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