Hump Day Confessions

You know something is up when I am posting this much shit in one week! I don't know why, but I am feeling really blog frisky. So, I thought since I am feeling frisky I would link up with one of my abso-fucking-lutely favorite bloggers, Kat over at Vodka and Soda. If you haven't creeped on her take a moment and go do it now, then come back and thank me. You're welcome.

 

So, on to my first ever humpday confession.

• I'm sorta over planning the wedding. I kow I sound like a major ass-hat saying this, but every time I read a blog about how happy and excited someone is planning their wedding I say to myself, "WTF? All I want to is to be officially married, planning this party sorta blows." So, I have no shame in that I have pretty much turned everything over to my mom.

• I am so uncoordinated physical therpay has pretty much turned into a joke. I'm using therabands to do different versions of bridges and I just sit and laugh. You know what is no joke? The fucking bill I just got for all the physical therapy, MRIs, and X-Rays. Jokes on me.

 

 

• My dogs smell like shit and piss and I am too lazy to do anything about it. Essentially, I hate bathing them in my meant for humans bathtub (they get hosed off in the backyard), so I make the mister do it. If he don't do it, it don't happen. So, I refuse to do it and am therefore punishing myself and torturing anyone who comes into my home with their smell. I mean, they're just going to roll around in the backyard and come back smelling the minute I defile my tub. #sorryimnotsorry

 

 

What are your Humpday Confessions?!