I guess we could say my weekend started on Thursday. I met up with a friend who I hadn't seen in a LONG time. She also happens to also be named Tracy :) Well, let's just say 6 glasses of wine, two shots, and one awkward dance on an empty dance floor later I was very kindly dropped of at home by Tracy. Keepin' it classy!
Friday, one of my besties took me to get my car bright and early, as I was super paranoid it would get towed. Was it towed? Nope, but I got a ticket for overnight parking. There's no way out of this ticket either, they took a picture of my car! A picture! After a long day of hydrating I went to the Royals game. Where my friend Jen and I left after the 3rd inning, as they were losing that badly. Royals, you have one job! Stop disappointing me!
Saturday was a big, fat, lot of nothing. Worth it!
Sunday, a baby shower for a friend from high school. My friend Jen and I went together. When asked to write advice to the new mother here was our list:
1. Don't shake the baby!
2. Don't leave it in the car with the windows rolled up.
3. When hosing it down, do it in the backyard so the neighbors don't judge you.
It's a good thing that we don't want kids, right?
I leave you with a picture of something that somewhere someone thought was a good idea.
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| bag of babies |
I don't mind dancing on an empty floor as long as I'm barefoot! hahah the list is hilarious!
ReplyDeletebahaha! I know an empty floor is usually not too bad, I just wish I didn't remember it so clearly :) The baby shower was really good, but all I have are dogs, what advice can I give a new mother? I was just astounded that someone that it was a good idea to mass produce little crazy looking babies in a bag. Who does that?!
Deletehaha great baby advice! also, I am glad i am not the only one that drinks more than a bottle of wine when i am let loose in public
ReplyDeleteThanks :) I have to say that it was a pretty good weekend all in all!
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